Lesson #25 Quotation Marks Vs Italics
Around six months ago on summer vacation I was at California, more specifically at Calabasas, everything was more than amazing so far, and one day my little cousin came to me and said “I have a surprise for you my!”, it really did not get me really excited at first but then he kept saying it over and over again until I was not excited I was simply loosing it, I was just extremely annoyed. It was know lunch time and he just wouldn’t stop saying that, until I hear “We are going to North`s house”, that got me even more confused, I knew Kim K had a daughter named North but, going to her house sounded pretty weird. I was confused for a couple of minutes until I told him, “What`s North?” and he went “ Well, North West you dummy” then I replied, “Yes sure”. We laughed for a while until a car arrived and my aunt told me if I wanted to go with my little cousin, so I agreed and left in this unknown car to what I thought was going to be an unbelievably awkward moment. Then we are entering this gated residence and I found out my cousin was not joking and the guy driving us there was there driver, I was in the house of the West Kardashian family and I can’t deny it, it felt pretty weird.
After sometime awkwardly sitting in a really weird sofa with what seemed to be Kanye’s face stamped to it, I felt some steps, yes, It was Kanye and Kim, I introduced myself and we talked for a while, but I couldn’t pay attention because the house was loaded with selfies of Kim and nonsense quotes everywhere, like “Unicorn is the new vanilla” or “Fruits have more wisdom than many llamas”, what could hat possibly mean? I do not know, it just seemed funny for me. After sometime talking for some reason all Kanye West said was “You gotta listen to The Life of Pablo kid” I had no idea what he meant so I just nodded gently and kept talking, for a while and he also said something about how he was meant to be a god for musicians and for humanity, he just kept complementing himself over and over again, then I replied “damn Kanye, back at it again saying things you can’t even understand” he laughed and as expected kept talking. Kim only starred at a mirror for like an hour or so doing weird poses while she talked with us, then Kanye went to the kitchen which was like a couple meters away and said, “you have to hear this” and he played “Power”, while he sang as if he was performing to a bunch of crazy unicorns. After that he took me around the house and what surprised me the most was that he had a room with a throne, and a bunch of pictures of llamas and goats and a bunch of news articles that said, “Llamas can grow bigger than dolphins in some cases” or “Llama Yeezy, the first animal that wears Yeezys”, ya I was confused to, after a couple hours my cousin fell asleep and we were about to go so Kanye said, “Wait kid, there is something that I have to show you” he walked me to a basement, then open a closet and got a royalty-like costume, then opened the door and what I saw was a bunch of llamas listening to Kanye’s songs and wearing weird glasses, chains, and all kinds of rapper accessories while they hopped all around a giant basement, I was speechless and the good thing was that he liked to auto respond to his questions so I did not had to do much talking. After some minutes we left and I simply got home and I was speechless for the rest of the day, like, who in this world would write “Unicorns are the new Vanilla” that is not normal Kanye.
After sometime awkwardly sitting in a really weird sofa with what seemed to be Kanye’s face stamped to it, I felt some steps, yes, It was Kanye and Kim, I introduced myself and we talked for a while, but I couldn’t pay attention because the house was loaded with selfies of Kim and nonsense quotes everywhere, like “Unicorn is the new vanilla” or “Fruits have more wisdom than many llamas”, what could hat possibly mean? I do not know, it just seemed funny for me. After sometime talking for some reason all Kanye West said was “You gotta listen to The Life of Pablo kid” I had no idea what he meant so I just nodded gently and kept talking, for a while and he also said something about how he was meant to be a god for musicians and for humanity, he just kept complementing himself over and over again, then I replied “damn Kanye, back at it again saying things you can’t even understand” he laughed and as expected kept talking. Kim only starred at a mirror for like an hour or so doing weird poses while she talked with us, then Kanye went to the kitchen which was like a couple meters away and said, “you have to hear this” and he played “Power”, while he sang as if he was performing to a bunch of crazy unicorns. After that he took me around the house and what surprised me the most was that he had a room with a throne, and a bunch of pictures of llamas and goats and a bunch of news articles that said, “Llamas can grow bigger than dolphins in some cases” or “Llama Yeezy, the first animal that wears Yeezys”, ya I was confused to, after a couple hours my cousin fell asleep and we were about to go so Kanye said, “Wait kid, there is something that I have to show you” he walked me to a basement, then open a closet and got a royalty-like costume, then opened the door and what I saw was a bunch of llamas listening to Kanye’s songs and wearing weird glasses, chains, and all kinds of rapper accessories while they hopped all around a giant basement, I was speechless and the good thing was that he liked to auto respond to his questions so I did not had to do much talking. After some minutes we left and I simply got home and I was speechless for the rest of the day, like, who in this world would write “Unicorns are the new Vanilla” that is not normal Kanye.